7 Casino Table Game Side Bets You Should Never Play

The mother of all side bets is, appropriately enough, named after the Queens in a deck of playing cards. Find any blackjack pit in America, from Las Vegas to Atlantic City and all points in between, and you’ll inevitably see the ubiquitous Lucky Ladies side bet logo emblazoned on the baize. After placing a chip down – the minimum wager is $1 but most players opt for a $5 “unit” – you’re hoping to see your hole cards form a 20-point total.

But the real hook for Lucky Ladies bettors is the topline payout of 1,000 to 1, which is awarded when you land two Queen of Hearts simultaneously AND the dealer makes a blackjack. You can also score a sweet payout of either 125 to 1 or 200 to 1, depending on the pay table being used, for landing the two Queen of Hearts without a dealer blackjack – as shown in the table below:

Most Common Pay Tables for Lucky Ladies

House Edge Rates by Pay Table

• House edge on Pay Table A = 24.71 percent
• House edge on Pay Table B = 17.64 percent

But be sure to pay close attention to the supplementary table above, which displays the house edge on Lucky Ladies bets by pay table. Even if you find the more generous Pay Table B, your house edge when backing this side bet stands at a ludicrous 17.64 percent.

There aren’t very many games on the casino floor that offer a steeper hill to climb, and I’m including classic “sucker” games like the Big 6 Wheel and penny slots in that regard. All things considered, unless you literally have money to burn, betting on the Lucky Ladies is a surefire way to deplete your bankroll in a hurry.

Caribbean Stud Poker isn’t the most popular poker-based table game here in the States, but if you ever venture into the tropical gambling paradises down south, you’ll find the game in abundance. But even here in America, the Caribbean Stud Poker craze is beginning to catch on, due in large part to the progressive side bet.

Spicing up that base game is a progressive jackpot element which continues to build higher and higher until somebody finally cashes in. To win 100 percent of this jackpot – which regularly climbs into the six-figures in major casinos – all you need is a five-card Royal Flush. Of course, landing a perfect Royal Flush using just five cards is the longest of longshots, coming in at only 0.001 percent of the time.

You can also shoot for 10 percent of the progressive kitty when you hit a straight flush, while other premium hands offer flat payouts as per the table below:

Most Common Pay Tables for Caribbean Stud Poker Progressive Side Bet

**House take    0.029242    0.029242    0.029242    0.029242    0.029242
***Breakeven    $263,205    $246,783    $218,045    $176,611    $230,360
*Percentage of progressive jackpot won
**Percentage of each bet taken by the house
***Dollar amount progressive jackpot must reach for players to break even on expected return

House Edge Rates by Pay Table

• House edge on Pay Table A = 23.03 percent
• House edge on Pay Table B = 27.83 percent
• House edge on Pay Table C = 36.23 percent
• House edge on Pay Table D = 48.35 percent
• House edge on Pay Table E = 32.63 percent

You probably wouldn’t believe it if I told you the casino offers a bet with odds worse than a scratch-off lottery ticket, but here we are. Even the best pay table above, labeled “A,” carries a ridiculous house edge of 23.03 percent. And if you find the inferior pay table, labeled “D,” the rate climbs all the way to 48.35 percent – making it by far the worst bet on any casino floor.

The game of Let It Ride – also known as Let ‘Em Ride in many casinos – is a relative newcomer to the table game scene that offers an offshoot on Caribbean Stud Poker. In this one, players make the same ante bet and take the same five-card hand (dealt in a 3-1-1 progression with the last two dealt as community cards), but they don’t have any dealer hand to worry about. To give the game some complexity, Let It Ride lets players increase or decrease the size of their wager based on their relative hand strength after hole cards and the first community card hit the felt.

The base game table is standard fare, but bold players who like to go for the gusto can also place an optional 5-Card Bonus side bet. When you do, the following pay tables are commonly used based region and casino operator:

Most Common Pay Tables for Let It Ride 5-Card Bonus Side Bet

House Edge Rates by Pay Table

• House edge on Pay Table A = 13.77 percent
• House edge on Pay Table B = 23.73 percent
• House edge on Pay Table C = 23.59 percent
• House edge on Pay Table D = 25.53 percent
• House edge on Pay Table E = 26.92 percent

Risking a single dollar for a chance to haul in $20,000 more seems to be a fine ratio, and indeed, players who beat the odds and hit head home happier than ever.

The only thing is, landing a royal flush under this “three hole cards + two community cards” format is a 0.0002 percent longshot. That doesn’t read “2 percent” either, as the true probability is an infinitesimal fraction of one ten-thousandth of one percent. And as you might suspect by now, an unbelievable longshot like the 5 Card Bonus side bet carries an average house edge well over 20 percent – making it unplayable in every respect.

In a standard blackjack game, certain house rules can allow the dealer to offer players an escape hatch of sorts. When the dealer shows an Ace as their up card, they will pause the game and ask each player if they’d like to take “Insurance.” Essentially a side bet that can only be placed under the right conditions, Insurance is an optional wager that lets the player hedge their original ante bet in case the dealer already has blackjack.

When the Ace does indeed combine with a 10-point card to give the dealer blackjack, you’ll still lose your initial ante, but you’ll bring back 2 to 1 on the Insurance bet. This looks like a bargain to your typical Sin City tourist, so uninformed players almost always take the Insurance out of fear of losing in an “obvious” situation.

I’ll spare you the intricate mathematical calculations, but with 96 winners to 215 losers, the Insurance bet in blackjack creates a house edge of 7.40 percent. That’s relatively affordable compared to the first three side bets on this list, but it’s still 15 times higher than the 0.50 percent house edge basic strategy players enjoy.

When you see the dealer showing an Ace, buckle up and hope to see them reveal a non-10 underneath – but when they do make blackjack, just chalk the loss up and keep grinding. Insurance might seem like a good policy at the time, but it’s really just a way for casinos to scare suckers into losing money even when they go on to win the hand.

Table games based on Texas Holdem specifically are a dying breed nowadays, but you’ll still find a few Texas Holdem Bonus tables kicking around. To play, you’ll place an ante bet and take two cards, then decide whether or not to put a second bet up for grabs. After a three-card “flop” you can elect to check or bet, with the action repeating on the single-card “turn.” From there, one last “river” card is dealt, and you show down your best five-card poker hand against the dealer. The base game is actually quite entertaining in its own right, but like always, casinos try to lure suckers in with a Bonus bet.

Checking the pay table below, you’ll see how this Bonus bet – based on landing specific two-card starting hands – shakes out:

Las Vegas Pay Table Bonus Bet in Texas Holdem Bonus

House Edge Rates by Bet

• House edge on base game bet = 2.06 percent
• House edge on Bonus side bet = 8.54 percent

Getting pocket Aces in Texas Holdem is always a treat, and the 30 to 1 payout here is no different, but don’t forget about the huge house edge of 8.54 percent. The base game offers a much more reasonable 2.06 percent, so stick to that and don’t worry about scoring pocket pairs or big Aces for the Bonus.

The name of these exotic craps bets really does say it all. Having the dice roll to a certain number is already difficult enough in craps, but some bettors like to make it even tougher by chasing “Hard” totals.

For the craps novices out there, a Hard roll involves using identical numbers on each die to create the desired result. If you were rolling for a Hard 8, for example, you’d need the 4 + 4 combination – with 2 + 6 and 3 + 5 no longer eligible for a win. The Hard 4 is comprised of 2 + 2, while the Hard 6 and Hard 10 need to see a 3 + 3 and 5 + 5 land, respectively.

Gamblers like to shoot for Hard totals here and there because hitting them offers juiced up payouts based on the odds against, as shown in the table below:

Probabilities for Common Craps Bets

*Average number of rolls before result is expected to show
**House edge rate over course of average roll

But as you can see, while a Hard 6 or 8 does indeed pay back a sweet 9 to 1 return, the house edge on this bet swells from 1.52 percent on any 8 to 9.09 percent on the Hard variety. Craps is already a volatile game, so why make it harder on yourself by chasing Hard rolls?

The less said about this one, the better… Baccarat is among the simplest casino games ever conceived, as all the player has to do is take a pair of two-card hands and guess which one will total closest to nine. A third card may be involved based on a bunch of overly complicated drawing rules, but in the end, either the Banker or Player hand will wind up the winner more than 90 percent of the time.

As for that other 10 percent, well, that’s where the Tie bet comes into play. At the baccarat table, you can also wager that the end result of a hand will be a tie. When this occurs, your bet is paid back at 8 to 1 – pretty good considering Banker and Player wins are paid at even money.

But after you scan the table below, you’ll immediately realize why the Tie bet is such a joke:

Probabilities for Tie Bet in Baccarat

House Edge Rates by Baccarat Bet

• House edge on Banker = 1.06 percent
• House edge on Player = 1.24 percent
• House edge on Tie     = 14.36 percent

Yep, in a game where players can decide between two bets with house edges under 1.25 percent, some dunces out there still insist on backing a 14.36 percent house edge longshot. Don’t be that dunce, and ditch the Tie bet for good when playing baccarat.